I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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