It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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