Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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