my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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