Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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