My balls are so social today.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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