I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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