idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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