I'm lost and stupid without you.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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