After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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