i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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