It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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