Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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