is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
well you can't waste a boner
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
God I need to hump something, right now.
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