So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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