Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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