do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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