Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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