i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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