Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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