i dont even know how to be here
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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