just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
How does it feel to date your dad?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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