he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
A+ Viking dick
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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