You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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