clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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