he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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