Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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