You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize