Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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