She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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