That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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