Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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