In the future we'll all be gay
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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