Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
