Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Sorry about my life...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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