bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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