Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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