When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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