We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Randomize
