fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
