We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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