His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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