forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Ladies don't puke and tell
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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