how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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