She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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