K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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