Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
