Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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