So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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