what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
