you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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