This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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