Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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