Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We need a shit load of segways right now
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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