Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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