420 ftw
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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