I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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