I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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